My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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