Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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