I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
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