that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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