Dual....:-)
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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