See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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