she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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