His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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