I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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