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I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?

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(207): I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend? http://tfl.nu/xxqb

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I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

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GO. BACK. NOW.

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(513): I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash (1-513): GO. BACK. NOW. http://tfl.nu/zc24

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.

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(508): my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together. http://tfl.nu/95cx

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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.

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(631): I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise. http://tfl.nu/lz74

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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit

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(405): You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit http://tfl.nu/wkkh

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I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.

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(920): I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters. http://tfl.nu/cy91

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(404): View more from Georgia

I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.

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(404): I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around. http://tfl.nu/j7r2

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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.

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(810): Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be. http://tfl.nu/ssx0

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions

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(504): I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions http://tfl.nu/9mik

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(541): View more from Oregon

Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy

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(541): Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy http://tfl.nu/st7t

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(336): View more from North Carolina

She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.

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(336): She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week. http://tfl.nu/we2v

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(913): View more from Kansas

Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.

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(913): Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis. http://tfl.nu/77ah

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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day

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(813): Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day http://tfl.nu/x25b

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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool

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(775): Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool http://tfl.nu/1zs1

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I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.

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(360): I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar. http://tfl.nu/n37f

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