I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high