Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.