I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..