Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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