check it out our google latitudes are spooning
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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