pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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