My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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