kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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