i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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