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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.

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  These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack

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• (818): View more from California

  I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...

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