You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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