Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.