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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?

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  You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

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  I need new friends

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.

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