Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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