Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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