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gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long

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Thats what she said

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(516): gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long (917): Thats what she said http://tfl.nu/ke6j

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i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.

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(410): i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations. http://tfl.nu/0kby

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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.

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(925): never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont. http://tfl.nu/mow4

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.

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(973): I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like. http://tfl.nu/4kjo

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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.

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(435): She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life. http://tfl.nu/8hnp

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(217): View more from Illinois

Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg

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(217): Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg http://tfl.nu/vp09

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(631): View more from New York

yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?

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(631): yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem? http://tfl.nu/eu3b

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Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual

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(774): Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual http://tfl.nu/ncxl

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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.

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(479): What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5. http://tfl.nu/zz72

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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.

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(617): Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas. http://tfl.nu/mhor

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!

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(978): I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it! http://tfl.nu/x2pk

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I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.

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Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.

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(209): I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now. (209): Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4. http://tfl.nu/hx3p

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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there

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(617): There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there http://tfl.nu/2ki5

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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.

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(317): He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life. http://tfl.nu/c0aw

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?

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(403): I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work? http://tfl.nu/hj1o

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