it hurts more in the daytime
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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