dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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