also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
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