i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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