bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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