Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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