You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i now understand why vodka
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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