Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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