Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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