whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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