why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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