I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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