I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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