HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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