No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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