how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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