Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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