I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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