? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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