It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm at about main and main street
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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