have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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