SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
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