News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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