Pregnant stripper...not hot.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
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why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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