I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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