turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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