not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I am naked and annoyed.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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