i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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