That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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