i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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