you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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