Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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