thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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