There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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