soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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