I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.