White coat. Heels.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
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